Royal Pheromones
Full Shopify store build with custom theme. Launched in 2 weeks, optimized for mobile conversions.
Tech VA, Developer & Media Buyer
Shopify, GoHighLevel, WordPress, Cloudflare, Google Ads, Facebook Ads, automations. You tell me what's broken or what you need built. I handle the rest.
You'll love working with me if
Probably not a fit if
Services
30+ brands.
5 years.
Zero clients asking
for refunds.
Selected Work
Full Shopify store build with custom theme. Launched in 2 weeks, optimized for mobile conversions.
Real account screenshot. Campaign setup, keyword targeting, conversion tracking, and ongoing optimization for an e-commerce brand.
Impressions
1.85M
Total ad impressions
Clicks
9.05K
Total ad clicks
Conversions
857
From ad clicks
Ad Spend Managed
$12.2K
Across campaigns
Process
Text me on WhatsApp, Signal, or email. Screenshots, links, what's broken, what you need. I'll tell you straight if I can help - and how.
No hourly billing. No "it depends." You get a number, a list of deliverables, and a deadline. If the scope changes, we agree on the new number first.
You give me access. I send updates in Slack, WhatsApp, Signal, or email - your choice. You don't have to check in. I deliver on the deadline.
Review the work. If something's off, I fix it. Free bug fixes for 2 weeks after delivery. You're satisfied first - that's not a slogan, it's how I work.
Pricing
No "contact me for a quote" games. Here's what things cost. Final number depends on scope, but it'll be in these ranges.
One-off tasks
$50 – $300
Per task
Projects
$300 – $2,000
Per project
Monthly retainer
$500 – $1,500
Per month
From clients
"I was spending 15 hours a week on product uploads alone. Katalaga set up a system that cut it to under 2 hours. My store actually looks better now than when I was doing it myself."
"We needed our entire GoHighLevel rebuilt from scratch. Previous VA left it a mess. Katalaga came in, documented everything, and built workflows that actually work. Night and day difference."
"Fast, communicative, and doesn't need handholding. I send a WhatsApp voice note explaining what I need, and it's done by next day. Been on retainer for 8 months now - handles our ads too."
One-off tasks start at $50. Full projects range $300–$2,000. Monthly retainers for ongoing VA work start at $500/month. You'll always know the price before I start. No hourly billing, no surprises.
Yes. Google Ads and Facebook Ads - campaign setup, audience targeting, conversion tracking, ongoing optimization. I handle both the technical side (pixels, tracking, conversions) and the media buying itself. Most clients bundle this with their retainer.
Small tasks (product uploads, quick fixes): 24–48 hours. Bigger projects (full store build, GHL setup): 1–2 weeks. Rush jobs possible for urgent needs - just tell me upfront.
All projects include free fixes for 2 weeks after delivery. If I built it and it breaks, I fix it. No extra charge. Simple as that.
Yes. Many clients keep me on retainer for monthly maintenance: product updates, workflow fixes, new automations, ad management, server monitoring. Think of me as your on-call tech person.
WhatsApp is fastest - I respond within the hour during work hours. Signal and email work too. If you prefer a scheduled call, use my Calendly link. I'm not big on phone calls myself - texting works better for both of us.
East Africa Time (EAT/UTC+3). I work with clients globally and can adjust for urgent requests. Since most communication is async (text/email), timezone differences rarely matter.
No pitch. Send me a message explaining what's broken or what you need. I'll tell you if I can help and how much it'll cost.
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